I once jumped out of an aeroplane. Apparently for fun. But I’m not stupid, I did pay to have a qualified tandem skydive instructor strapped to my back for the duration, just to be on the safe side. Anyhow, hitting the ‘please review my little offering and if it’s ok please go ahead and publish it Mr Kindle. Pretty please with a cherry on top’ button has equalled it for nerves, crashing flood of uncertainty and what the heck do I think I’m doing-ness. I hope they don’t make me wait the full 72 hours. That’s how long the skydive lasted for. Though in Earth Time they said it was about 5 minutes. Liars.