REAL CONVERSATION IN SUPERMARKET;
ME: They haven’t got any tins of pineapple for our cheese & pineapple sticks.
HIM:
ME: Not one single tin of pineapple slices.
HIM:
ME: Or pineapple chunks.
HIM:
ME: Completely sold out.
HIM:
ME: They’ve got tins of crushed pineapple. Would that work?
HIM:
ME: Oh, look, there’s a plastic pot of pineapple pieces in syrup. But they’re quite small.
HIM:
ME: And there’s a tin here of assorted fruit. We could pick the pineapple out.
HIM:
ME: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
HIM: (Ever the ‘think outside the box’ type). Errr, we COULD buy an ACTUAL pineapple.
The Lockwood Echo 
HA! Sometimes ‘obvious’ is ridiculously difficult to see. So funny!
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The actual event was Christmas 2016 and I posted it on my personal Facebook page at the time. But we laugh about it so often. It would never have occurred to me in a million years to buy a fresh pineapple. The phrase ‘fresh fruit’ does not feature in my vocabulary 😉
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Hahaha! Love it!
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Good to have a laugh
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Glad it gave you a giggle. I laugh at life to stay sane! Thankyou for dropping in 😊.
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