The Pineapple Conundrum

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REAL CONVERSATION IN SUPERMARKET;

ME: They haven’t got any tins of pineapple for our cheese & pineapple sticks.

HIM:

ME: Not one single tin of pineapple slices.

HIM:

ME: Or pineapple chunks.

HIM:

ME: Completely sold out.

HIM:

ME: They’ve got tins of crushed pineapple. Would that work?

HIM:

ME: Oh, look, there’s a plastic pot of pineapple pieces in syrup. But they’re quite small.

HIM:

ME: And there’s a tin here of assorted fruit. We could pick the pineapple out.

HIM:

ME: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

HIM: (Ever the ‘think outside the box’ type). Errr, we COULD buy an ACTUAL pineapple.

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