1. Gore-Tex knickers ✓

2. Electrolyte drink ✓

3. Carabiners (despite not really knowing their purpose) ✓

4. 10kg of snacks ✓

5. An ice cube tray, in case I have to build myself an igloo shelter ✓

6. Flag & flagpole, should I reach my destination ✓

Ok then. That’s me off on a polar expedition to work. And having just watched the Olympic Snowboarding events, I’ve been practising my 720 Backside Rodeo with Chicken Salad grab. Cos if I’m gonna end up on my arse, I’m going down in style!