
We are getting reports the Editor of this fake newspaper was spotted boarding a plane at a UK airport. We are waiting on ground crew and cabin staff to corroborate information from our source who says our Editor was also spied five days later, disembarking a return flight. One eyewitness alleges to have photographic evidence, although we are yet to verify identification.
The airline in question has been approached to substantiate the claims, but has so far declined to comment.
Here at The Lockwood Echo, we’ve had EXCLUSIVE access to this unfolding story. Our printing of ‘Tripping’, ‘Bricking It’, ‘Getting On a Plane with a Stranger’ย and ‘Braced’, caused controversy amongst some readers who found the suggestion of an impending flight difficult to believe.
As we await confirmation of this breaking news, our lawyers will be working hard behind the scenes to obtain first publication rights for the full scoop.
More details as soon has we have them.
Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuun! ๐ฑ
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Full Press Release to be published soon…….
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I shall holdeth my breath
I won’t but…
You know what I mean!
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Oh, I do hope there’s some pictures with the story๐ค
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As we have managed to take roughly 1000 photos over a 5 day period, I think it’s safe to say there WILL be pictures ;). I’m thinking of doing a gallery post that hopefully will speak for itself. That may be some time away yet, but I thank you for your enthusiasm and will do my best to fulfil your wishes :).
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Pictures please! YES!!!!
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My shyness and anonymous behaviour will make it difficult to prove I actually did this, but there will be pictures and I promise in advance they were taken by my own fair hand. ๐
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Can’t wait.
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Looking forward to reading all about it! ๐
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I shall try and give it the Lockwood treatment, to make it worth the wait ;).
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I eagerly await the news as it rolls off the presses!
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Allow me some time to top up the coal and oil the cogs and that news will be with you before you can say ‘Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Woman gets frisked every time she goes through an airport’. ๐
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FAKE NEWS!
(Sorry. It just popped out.)
Dearly hope you have a wonderful trip. Looking forward to hearing all about it. ๐
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Well, it is fairly reasonable to suspect a fake newspaper is pushing out fake news. Alas, on this occasion, it speaks the truth. Verification to be published very soon. ๐
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