shield-1020318_1920My work situation has been a bit tricky of late. To put a positive spin on the matter, I could use words like ‘fluid’, ‘sabbatical’ and ‘career break’. However, the truth of the matter is I keep being made redundant. But doing my best to be proactive, I’ve looked far and wide for work opportunities. Here are some of my recent applications;

Job Application; Head Coach, British Bobsleigh Team

Job Application; Mobile Dentist

Job Application; Mixed Martial Arts Fighter

Job Application; Computer Repair Engineer

Job Application; Slipknot

Job Application; Occultist