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Category: Humour

View through plane window looking down on Genoa and the edge of The Alps. The wingtip is visible against a hazy blue sky. Deep blue sea takes up the bottom right corner.
October 14, 2019October 24, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Tripped: Embarkation

October 11, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

!Breaking News!

An old red, unlabelled fire extinguisher, lying on its side on a wooden table.
September 18, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Braced

A single small lifting weight comprising of silver bar and a black weight attached to each end, set against a plain white background.
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Round is a Shape

August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

The Lockwood Cookbook

A large old-fashion handheld magnifying glass, propped onto its side.
July 28, 2019August 4, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….We Took a Day Off

July 20, 2019July 15, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Lucky Dip

July 5, 2019March 6, 2021 The Lockwood Echo

Learning Curve

June 11, 2019June 11, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….I Got On a Plane With a Stranger

May 30, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Bricking It

May 9, 2019May 9, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Tripping

April 30, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Insomania

April 25, 2019May 9, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Granny Charlatan; Unearthed

March 29, 2019March 31, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

The Lockwood Party

A crystal ball on a wooden stand against a purple and pink cloth background.
February 15, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Peek Inside The Inexplicable World Of Madame Charlatan

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Shuffle Hop Step Tap Ball Change

The Scottish flag flying from a flagpole against a blue sky.
January 31, 2019February 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….We Rescued A Dog

January 23, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….Down Under

Large red neon sign above a building, against a twilight sky, saying 'Happy New Year'.
January 11, 2019December 31, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Here We Go Again

A tray of chips with a wooden fork, on a wooden bench.
December 26, 2018May 9, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

300 Days Old. Again. Nearly.

December 15, 2018December 16, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

A ‘SOD’ It Love Story

Rolled out pastry with round cut-outs on a floured surface with a rolling pin and cookie cutter.
December 14, 2018May 9, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Charlatan Christmas – Regurgitated

A croissant, halved and filled with a chocolate bar.
December 1, 2018May 9, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

The 12 Stones of Christmas – Revisited

November 19, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Treat

A pink crab-shaped sign with orange writing saying 'The Seafood Shack'. Next to it are two gulls poised for oppportunity.
October 17, 2018October 23, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Not Another Tale From Camp

October 14, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Our Little Green Bug

I'm standing with my arms round a mannequin that is wearing a Minnie Mouse face mask and a long purple dress. My identity is hidden behind a cartoon face with pink hair.
August 16, 2018July 20, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Glitterati: The B Side

August 10, 2018March 26, 2021 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….I Came Home To Find An Unexpected Visitor

July 30, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Do Not Feed The Fish

July 28, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

A Note From The Editor #4

July 23, 2018August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Charlatan Farewell

A close-up of blackening cob of corn in a cornfield.
July 13, 2018July 13, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time……. I Woke Up With A Second Degree Burn

July 10, 2018October 11, 2020 The Lockwood Echo

Shiny Shiny Awards

Black and white photo of the Hollywood Vampires on stage with giant Hollywood Vampire logo backdrop.
June 20, 2018July 24, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Crush

Me standing next to a giant street advert featuring Brad Pitt. My identity is hidden behind a cartoon face with pink hair.
June 12, 2018July 20, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Glitterati: The A List

June 8, 2018August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Charlatan Funeral

May 29, 2018June 26, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time…….We Woke Up To Floods

May 21, 2018May 22, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Then There Was That Time……. I Remembered I Couldn’t Cook

A tray of chips with a wooden fork, on a wooden bench.
May 15, 2018August 6, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

300 Days Old

May 12, 2018January 10, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

And The Award Goes To…….

A funny brown chicken facing the camera with a lopsided head.
April 23, 2018August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Granny Charlatan

April 4, 2018August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Charlatan Challenge

A very sleepy seal lying down along a concrete post. Completely chilled.
April 1, 2018March 22, 2021 The Lockwood Echo

A Note From The Editor #3

March 26, 2018May 1, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Easter Redundancy Diary #4

March 23, 2018February 4, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Easter Redundancy Diary #3

March 19, 2018February 4, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Easter Redundancy Diary #2

March 16, 2018March 22, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Easter Redundancy Diary #1

March 13, 2018March 15, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

You Don’t Got Mail

March 9, 2018May 1, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Let Battle Commence #4

March 6, 2018July 13, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

There There There

March 3, 2018December 24, 2022 The Lockwood Echo

Going Polar

February 26, 2018April 1, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Things I Don’t Understand

February 23, 2018February 4, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Let Battle Commence #3

February 13, 2018February 4, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Let Battle Commence #2

February 6, 2018February 6, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Let Battle Commence #1

January 31, 2018February 2, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Lunar-cy

January 27, 2018August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

The Charlatan Caravan

January 25, 2018October 28, 2020 The Lockwood Echo

D! H! S! S!

January 22, 2018February 16, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

The Rabbit Hole

January 18, 2018January 19, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

SofaWear™

January 15, 2018April 1, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

A Note From The Editor #2

January 14, 2018April 27, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day Six

January 12, 2018February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day Five

January 8, 2018February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day Four

January 6, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

The Pineapple Conundrum

January 4, 2018February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day Three

January 1, 2018February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day Two

December 28, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – Day One

A yellow signpost with the words 'Success Ahead' written in black.
December 18, 2017August 20, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

WANTED. NOT WANTED.

A handwritten sign that says 'Good Bye'. White paint on a dark blue background.
December 18, 2017August 20, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Christmas Redundancy – It’s A Cracker

December 14, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Walking In A Winter Wonderland

December 8, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

A Charlatan Christmas

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

The 12 Stones of Christmas

November 27, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Yard Sale

November 13, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

BOOK

October 24, 2017March 22, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

PUNK

October 15, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

And Another Thing…! #3

September 25, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

The Aftermath

September 23, 2017February 12, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

And Another Thing…! #2

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Autumn Furniture Sale

September 20, 2017April 6, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

And Another Thing…! #1

September 18, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Fondue & Fortune

September 14, 2017February 10, 2018 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Head Coach, British Bobsleigh Team

September 11, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Verrucas & Vol-au-vents

September 5, 2017September 15, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Mobile Dentist

September 1, 2017October 2, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Mixed Martial Arts Fighter

August 31, 2017November 6, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 7

August 25, 2017January 19, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 6

August 21, 2017September 29, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Computer Repair Engineer

August 18, 2017August 29, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 5

August 17, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Old Mother Charlatan

August 11, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Cross My Palm With Silver

August 10, 2017August 29, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 4

August 4, 2017August 29, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 3

July 31, 2017August 14, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

MADAME CHARLATAN

July 27, 2017August 29, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 2

July 22, 2017September 1, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Club Week 1

July 20, 2017September 14, 2017 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Slipknot

July 20, 2017March 1, 2019 The Lockwood Echo

Job Application; Occultist

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